How To Be A Gangster ( Hermann, Truman and Davin edition )
- Always wear skinnys that are too tight for you.
- Slippers are 'cool'. Shoes are not. Always wear them with your skinnys.
- Put a hat that is too small for you on your head. Remember! PUT! NOT WEAR IT! I REPEAT! PUT NOT WEAR! And the hat must preferbly be Colourful to attract attention. Gangsters love attention right?
- Strap your PSP and Handphone around your neck with two handphone straps and swing it around as you walk. Don't you love it when they bang and scratch each other? Cool right?
- Remember to have piecings EVERYWHERE on your face. This makes you look emo and "COOL" Careful not to let saliva leak out of the holes in your mouth!
- Cross the road before the Green Man turns on. Isn't danger exciting? Who needs traffic lights?
- Always be cool and look in front when walking. No where else. Even if you bang into anything. Why risk banging into something when you could just look cool?
- Stare at people for no apparent reason to instill fear into them. Don't you love it when people stare back and fight with you?
- When alone, PRETEND to message somebody and have a fierce look on your face. This provides insecurity. Must always look cool right?
- Swear in every sentece you use. Sentence enhancers are good for your english!
And there you go! You're a gangster! YAY! Congratualations!.... GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR LIFE!
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